It’s time for a weird news roundup, because, well, people just won’t stop doing bizarre things out there.

A British man used an unorthodox method to kick off his marriage last April, a Liverpool court heard earlier this month.

The man was in charge of booking the happy couple’s nuptial venue, but by the time their big day rolled around, he realized he hadn’t filled out the paperwork and the venue wasn’t actually booked.

So, naturally, he panicked.

And then he went to a phone booth and phoned in a bomb threat.

The church was evacuated and there have been no report on the state of the couple’s marriage.

Makes you wonder what surprises he had in store for the honeymoon.

In Norway, live TV producers clearly aren’t bothered by the idea of losing viewers with their mundane broadcasts. And I mean losing viewers by boring them to death.

The NRK network is attempting to break the world record of non-stop knitting by dedicating five hours of airtime to the craft.

The Nov. 1 knit-a-thon airs after a four hour documentary that follows wool from sheep to sweater.

In Washington, a woman didn’t want to leave her child’s birthday cake in the car with her dog, so she brought the cake into a courthouse where she was apparently helping her sister with a legal matter.

Inside the courthouse, though, a 50-year-old man helped himself to a few handfuls of the celebratory dessert.

After a short kerfuffle with police, the man was arrested on the spot for suspicion of third-degree theft (less than $750) and resisting arrest.

A group of dentists and engineers based in Spain has 3-D printed possibly the most terrifying toothbrush ever created.

It looks like a retainer covered in bristles with a little circular handle protruding from the centre.

The toothbrush is customized to the brusher’s mouth and costs a perfectly reasonable $400, compared to the traditional manual toothbrush that costs about two bucks.

The idea is that the toothbrusher clamps down on the retainer and grinds their teeth a little, and voila — in six seconds or less, the whole mouth is clean. The torture device even includes a tongue cleaner.

Still, six seconds! You can’t put a price on that kind of convenience, even if you should replace your $400 toothbrush every six months.

Finally, this last little gem isn’t because humans are weird, but because we share the planet with all species of weirdos.

“Residents in Chinese city terrorized by swarm of huge killer hornets.”

Seriously. A swarm of rare, killer hornets in central China has left 41 people dead and more than 1,600 injured. Asian giant hornets are the biggest hornet species in the world, coming in at approximately two inches in length and three inches across the wings. Their stingers are six millimetres long.

Hundreds of people have gone into anaphylactic shock and renal failure after getting stung by the monstrous insect.

Sure puts the wasps around here to shame.